revision #4

next year you'll get tenure. we promise.

This is a comic suggested by a friend - he noticed that if a speaker has a really strong accent, it's easier to understand the talk if you sit where you can see the speaker's face and get a few extra clues.

at least change the title

At least it's not figgy

Quantum cat array

Thanks to Jim!

here's to you, orv

nobody reads our papers either

war zone

you know who you are (wouldn't that be nice)

the next five years

who's on first

that's not oregano

revised version due in 9000 years