Ersatz Physics: a tribute to Jessica Hagy's Indexed and the humor of Demetri Martin.
Suggestions are welcome.
This is actually true. If something sounds a bit risque, sometimes we'll go use someone else's computer. Try googling "mallard necrophilia" sometime.Not by any stretch the most ruthless thing physicists do, but merciless and cruel nonetheless.
Try googling "Brazil twins." This is actually a geological term for a particular type of crystal growth pattern, but the first few hits Google gives you are pretty freaky and have absolutely nothing to do with quartz or planar deformation features.