Yakov Smirnov Physics

- in Soviet Russia, Hamiltonian operates YOU!
- in Soviet Russia, quantum mechanics class flunks YOU!
- muon emitted in reaction will be taken to KGB for questioning
- Div(B) = what we tell you it is
- in Soviet Russia, infinite square potential well traps YOU!
- 〈 e 〉= somewhere in the line for bread
- in Soviet Russia, neutrinos oscillate YOU!

Best. Baryon. Ever.

dude, where's my boson?

we miss you, Ernie & Dominic

out of commission

Hi folks,

Sorry no posts for a while. I had to take some sick leave, and as a result I wasn't immersed in cartoon fodder. I've returned to work, so hopefully my cynicism will reestablish itself. As always, suggestions are welcome.

ramen noodles

What's my line?

An Ersatz Physics Contest!
Come up with the best label for these axes. Don't be shy - I've only told about 10 people about this blog, so I'm not expecting a lot of entries.
Winner gets mentioned in the acknowledgments section of my next refereed publication.

this could save you time

a day in the life

exterminate! exterminate!

lies, damn lies with statistics

cart 1, horse 0

(5 x) 16 candles

you spelled my name wrong

oh just get on with it

revision #4

next year you'll get tenure. we promise.

This is a comic suggested by a friend - he noticed that if a speaker has a really strong accent, it's easier to understand the talk if you sit where you can see the speaker's face and get a few extra clues.

at least change the title

At least it's not figgy

Quantum cat array

Thanks to Jim!

here's to you, orv

nobody reads our papers either

war zone

you know who you are (wouldn't that be nice)

the next five years

who's on first

that's not oregano

revised version due in 9000 years